unforgivable

saw this on nova

it's bathroom fixture darwinism

because everyone's feelings matter

don't look now, but i think that wizard is a lion

fyi

you decide!

cause i like pie comics, that's why

tough lesson to learn

more like burrit-nos

more like messy-co

uh-oh

good news: i can draw a fairly decent russian

bad comic deleted to increase general viewing pleasure

it's because they have a similar shape

it's an emancipation procli-yay-tion

side note: my new least favorite word is 'splainin'

not pictured: overly tight pants

put your guessing brains on

oh, new moon or whatever

nature's little fonzies

conspiracies are freaking everywhere

muy caliente

a brief history of gloves

topographically challenged

they get drunk on man-blood

sea life is always getting the shaft

some clothes get all the luck

guard your grabables!

you can't argue with facts

horseradish doesn't help

bruce and the robot

happy birth...dun-dun

embarassingly pun-ny comic not embarassing enough to not post

pencil-bride drawing takes unintentionally political turn

goodbye again, former middle school classmate

now accepting new members!

according to my 401k:

go ahead, ask it. you know i'm right.

important note!

dear everybody:

markomics is on hiatus the week of august 10 for scheduled site maintenance. that might even be true!

see you in one week.

mark

you're on notice, children's books.

no fear!

careful observation reveals:

piece of garbage makes its dreams come true

special friday guest comics-er: pat pujolas!

ring, ring. hello? get a clue.

hopefully, the feel-good story of your night:

sun's out, guns out

oldest trick in the book

thunder lizard, indeed

don't bother calling ahead for reservations

it's the official drink of summer - wait, no...grummer!